Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

Albino Cracka

The whitest kid you knew, or will ever know.

My friend Alex is such an albino cracka.

by Smackleface October 15, 2010

Albino Wookie

A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.

"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"

"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."

by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 25, 2011

Albino Tiger Attack

When a pale young lover leaps through the air and lands on his "prey" biting the neck of his catch while performing growls and sexual acts.

Keith went for the albino tiger attack last night. Check out Em's neck.

by Lt. Tickle July 24, 2012

acting a Karl

When you are the buzzkill of the party - taken from the character Karl from the show "An Idiot Abroad."

Also a curmudgeon.

Ex:

David - "Let's go steal some Christmas lights."

Dorothy - " I don't want to. I don't like jail. It's illegal. I have a mortgage."

David - "You are acting a Karl in what could possibly be a fun situation."

by Sydney Coles June 11, 2012

albino blacksmith

street name for cocaine

Dude, I just did a line of the albino blacksmith

by crazybuddha July 5, 2012

Acting Agency

A business or organization who represents a range of actors by getting them paid roles within the acting industry.

"I have an acting agent"

"I am looking for the best acting agency in London"

E.g. Bennett Darling Acting bdartists.co.uk

by Knightley123 April 18, 2013