Aiden

A misunderstood, white preteen who has an extensive record of wearing water shoes and asking people if they have games on their phone. He watches those cringe worthy asdf movies and thinks the most valid form of humor is naming things Bob and Billy Bob and referring to various random food items (taco, pickle, bacon). He still plays Minecraft years after its peak. He scratches his ass in public due to restlessness from unmedicated ADHD.

Girl: Remember that weird cringey dude from Kindergarten who used to mutter under his breath as he crushed ants with his light up shoes on the playground and soil himself purposely as The teachers dragged him to ISS?

Me: Oh, you must mean Aiden.

Girl: Yeah. He got his first boner ever in class, and afterwards he made a point of telling me that he got it by looking at my exposed ankles.

by Matisse.trolldoll December 5, 2018

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AIDAN

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Aidan SH

That one kid who is stuck in the awkward limbo of being on JV and Varsity, cant get added to the Varsity group chat and has no respect in the JV one. And needless to say, he is constantly sucking up to all of the grade above (always down to suk some Jed dick).

"Hey want to go to In-n-Out Burger? Maybe a little in and out of our own?"
"What no! Don't be actin like an Aidan SH.

by SilverWWW November 19, 2019

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Aiden Beuk

Normally doesn't have a dad, most of the time they are dadless, 13% African white guys with eating disorders and autism. They consist of 0 drip, 0 drown and 0 bear man with a large quantity of no maidens. Normally they rack up thousands of hours on one video game instead of playing alot like a normal human.

That dude Beuky is a downy. Fuck Aiden Beuk bro no cap. :skull: x10 + ratio

by DefoNotXotiic June 6, 2022

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