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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.
Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!
by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021
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stank cannon

Breath that smells of dying or decaying tissue, rotten food, or other various sorts of awful smells.
I was totally into this chick until she pointed her stank cannon at me.
by Fakebook April 18, 2012
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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Cannon

A shy but friendly guy. Also very defensive of his girlfriend or wife. Crushes hard, especially on Hannahs.
Cannon is pretty shy
by Pickle Toe Jimmy December 19, 2021
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cannon daddy

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy
by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021
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cannon

Bro, I'm gonna cannon this girl so hard tonight.
by mcgriddleballs March 12, 2025
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