Stank Taco

Noun

1. A long-haired,asexual freakshow who looks as if he should be slinging tacos at a cheap drive-thru

2. A pita samich (ie the male rectum) tightly packed with fudge (sh*t) due to homosexual activity.

That perv is gonna make you a stank taco tonight.

by Snathan September 3, 2007

Glossy Taco

a bastardization of "glossy top coat"

Holosexual #1: I just finished applying the holo glitter to my nails!
Holosexual #2: don't forget to seal it in with a glossy taco.

by HoloFish August 13, 2017

Chocolate taco

The after math of having anal sex and then vaginal sex. The dirty alternative to a cream pie. Used to describe something gross.

That chick is ugly, I mean chocolate taco.

I heard they had anal and then it was chocolate taco.

by henryhugglemonster October 12, 2014

chubby taco

A fat mexican slut.

Yo I fucked a chubby taco last night.

by g biscdick September 26, 2014

glossy taco

If you're a holosexual and you paint your nails with holo, you put a glossy taco over your beautiful holo masterpiece.

Now it's time to put on a glossy taco.

by staceylynnnnnnnn July 30, 2017

jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.

(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017