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Glossy Taco

Holosexual #1: I just finished applying the holo glitter to my nails!
Holosexual #2: don't forget to seal it in with a glossy taco.
by HoloFish August 13, 2017
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Taco Top

1. To add taco-like paraphernalia to the top of a taco pizza. (examples: tomatoes, lettuce, nacho chips etc...)

2. When you're at it with a chick, you take a dump on her chest (re-fried beans), add pubic hair (shredded cheese), some period blood (taco sauce), and then proceed to top it all off with your own special sauce (sour cream)The procedure is an exact replication of the"Cleveland steamer" This is all done in a manner consistent with the"chilli dog" as well, except that it requires more ingredients and a stronger stomach.
B: "hey man...the other night I was with this freaky chick and she wanted me to give her the taco top..."

P: "Really? I would have been like "sure" until she explained that she had extra "sauce" this time...freakin sick."
by fillplowchewbracca October 18, 2012
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beefy taco

Dang, you can see your beefy taco in those jeans.
by Jennabeaker February 24, 2010
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Stank Taco

Noun

1. A long-haired,asexual freakshow who looks as if he should be slinging tacos at a cheap drive-thru

2. A pita samich (ie the male rectum) tightly packed with fudge (sh*t) due to homosexual activity.
That perv is gonna make you a stank taco tonight.
by Snathan September 3, 2007
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Chocolate taco

The after math of having anal sex and then vaginal sex. The dirty alternative to a cream pie. Used to describe something gross.
That chick is ugly, I mean chocolate taco.

I heard they had anal and then it was chocolate taco.
by henryhugglemonster October 12, 2014
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Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.
Do you want a fucking taco salad.
by williamazing12 February 22, 2017
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jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.
(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004
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