j fest

A masturbation session; jack off festival.

Where's Eddie? He's havin' a j fest in his room.

by killianmurph March 26, 2008

j bone

An intentional grazing or touching of a women’s lady parts (especially boobies) made to look accidental in the workplace.

He reached for the rack of pint glasses and accidentally on purpose, grazed my boobies with his hand, and therefore j boned me.

by his co-worker March 5, 2012

J Box

A Japanese girl, or her pussy to be more precise.

Dude 1 - "Dude check out that J Box"

Dude 2 - "Dude, I would love to bang her"

by Blkmatter May 28, 2008

J- hole

a term given to myself because my name is Jay and I'm an asshole.

"Your a friggin j- hole"

by Chew DaRoot May 1, 2010

Mary j

Mary j is one of the most beautiful and greatest person u will ever meet. She is very geeky and passionate about music.

She can spend all day at home listening to her music, watching movies, eating and just staying in her pj’s.

You can trust her with all your secrets since she is very trustworthy.

I met this girl who is such a mary j.

by WaTErpArKSfAN July 13, 2018

j-unit

noun. a unit consisted of jews.
members consist of jews only

jake: what up moses?
moses: nothing jake, you wanna be in j-unit
jake: whats that?
moses: jew unit, or mafia
jake: ok lets do it

by SIR12 June 11, 2006

J-Pack

v.
To employ the art of removing the contents of ones back pack, followed by the reversing of the afore-mentioned bag so that it is inside out, and finished by replacing the materials inside of the flipped bag and zipping it shut.

On the last day of school 8th period english J-Packed Ms. Matthews, the blondest teacher ever.

by dip June 23, 2004