beautiful boy

a way to describe a very beautiful looking man

“gabe is a beautiful boy”

by jeanjean222 March 15, 2021

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boat beauties

Another name for shrimp cocktail. Most commonly used in West Virginia.

The best part of beach life is the boat beauties.

by weismachen December 5, 2020

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beautiful beast

Like doggy style, but more majestic.

Wench, may I mount thee and doth t beautiful beast until we both cum all ov'r?

by Siv96 April 20, 2020

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simple beauty

How a nice hot girl describes an uglier and usually larger girl

Guy: "She's pretty ugly"
Nice hot girl: "No, she's a simple beauty!"

by jerkstore7373728281 January 17, 2014

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Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

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