hawks

the cameras sent out by the synagogue to spy on the rich

man 1: "there watching us like hawks man"
man 2: "freaking synagogue man"

by the devil from the west May 23, 2024

Hawk Tuah

An offensive phrase, used to describe the sound of someone spitting.

A: "Aw man I lost to B in a fight"
B: "Hawk Tuah!"
A: "Don't spit on me, that's gross!"

by BouncyBonBon November 22, 2024

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase

Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."

by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024

The Black Hawk

The Black Hawk is what you call a nerd who thinks his actual name is that of a super hero. The Black Hawk generally has split personality disorders and has issues with stealing random useless objects (Mainly pencils, can also include pens and tennis balls). Make sure to stay away from The Black Hawk or he may get Temper Toxin into your blood stream.

1. Haha dude Black Hawk just took that kids pencil....

2. Why does The Black Hawk mumbling to himself after saying something?

3. This kid is a total Black Hawk. He reminds me of The Andy

by Pencil Thrower April 18, 2010

mow the hawk

Bribe any official, especially the cops

He tried everything to solve it. In the end he had to mow the hawk.

by Aledsledge May 1, 2016

boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.

As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!

by slobobabe October 12, 2009

grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.

"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."

by dportal June 20, 2011