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crotch bag

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.
"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"
by Antiquity June 23, 2008
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Sandwich Bag

The excruciatingly painful occurrence when a male, with a saggy, heavy hanging, scrotum inadvertently gets the ball sack tucked under the taint and buttocks and sits on the testicles and sandwiches them between the body and the seat surface.

One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
Carl finally resorted to having to wear tighty whities instead of going commando. His heavy hanging ball sack and low dangling testicles made him prone to having a Sandwich Bag every time he sat down.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
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Walmart bag

The specific Bag that the consumer Walmart uses, but we use the word “Walmart bag” for no reason.
Teacher: Alright so what is 900 plus 900? Student: Heh, walmart bag. Teacher: that is not an answer
by iPoopEveryDay July 22, 2022
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hoe bag

A physical bag that a hoe will carry with them most of the time. The bag usually contains extra clothing, lube, condoms, tampons, pregnancy test...and other such items that allow her to sleep from place to place with guy to guy. Be aware that one might call this an “emergency bag”, that would be bull shit.
Tonya carried a hoe bag the whole time I knew her. Fuckin hoe.
by JackClifto September 17, 2007
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V-bag

a female version of a T-bag where the female does the exact same motion.
Boy: Would you like a T-bag?
Girl: No, but i would gladly give you a V-bag!
by guargum March 1, 2009
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Bagging Up

Bagging up is a London slang word for where you chop crack cocaine or heroin and put them in wraps (usually clingfilm) ready to sell to drug addicts.
"Gotta cut up this crack and start bagging up. Need to make some money"
by themagicindian March 10, 2014
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bag of yogurt

An incredibly unattractive brollic woman; usually overweight with no attractive facial features what so ever. Clothes appear to be from a thrift shop and odors tend to be repulsive. Engages in strange activities in the privacy of her own home and often offers blowjobs for friendship. Sweat stains cover the region where pools of sweat in the breast area accumulate; does not wear a bra and constantly draws attention to her unsightly breasts. Obviously doesn't get the hint that men don't want to have sex with her; despite any level of inebriation, sexual relations will not be had with aforementioned woman.
1. Beef: Awww! Who brought that smelly bag of yogurt over there?

Brock: *whispers* I don't know, she just invited herself.

2. Tom: Hey, look at that bag o' yogurt over there at the bar.

Morganzola: Oh.. I just vomited in my mouth...
by Reflookoo Jambee May 30, 2006
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