Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

by viosbio January 27, 2021

balls plus tax

Something that is so fucking cheap plus tax.

Hey Bill wanna get some tacos? I heard it’s balls plus tax at this place.

by Nigga slayer January 30, 2023

Baked balls

Your eyes when you get baked muthafucka!

Person 1: can you tell im high?
Person 2: yeah you got them baked balls brotha.

by StonyGreek April 28, 2021

Bree Ball

a sport played with a normal normal ping pong table, no net, and a plastic air filled ball about a foot in diameter.

the game is played by starting like a normal game of ping pong with no paddles, but as the game progresses the player gets the urge to hit the ball as hard as possible at the opponent, this game is engineered to meet the players need of striking the opponent with the ball. Hit the ball as hard as possible at the opponent any time you want to.

man 1: this sure is a fun game

man 2: Bree ball would appear that way, wouldn't it

by mrnoname98 February 17, 2010

daddy's balls

name for the balls you put in your cock

"I went to the sex shop and got daddy's balls"

by mr wiggley November 09, 2020

Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.

Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.

by Ball aids muncher January 15, 2023

ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023