mermaid sex

when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard

wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena

by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021

cat sex

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021

having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

sex

When a man and a woman are naked and the man puts his pee-pee in the woman's pussy.

Hot girl: H-h-hi *blushes* um, c-can we have sex, I-I l-love you and want to have fun in the b-bed with you
Me: Uh, sure, you're looking hot
Hot girl: O-ok, *uwu*

by scp049 August 5, 2022

Sex

Why the utter FUCK are you looking this shit up on a damn dictionary site?! You expect me to write a whole porn story for you to jerk off to!? Go on pornhub for fucks sake!

Sex, the one thing you never get

by ElliotTheCatBoy March 16, 2025

TOO MUCH SEX

When ppl don't really know what they doing, they be dumb asf, they be mad clumsy, make too many mistakes, or can't do shit right, also they think too much about it

Mike: Yo gang wsv wit u bro why you actin mad clumsy boy ugly ahh nigga?

(*Group laughing*)

Mike: Too much sex tdy?

(Group laughs again)

by Mike Will 23 Chillin May 27, 2025

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016