Big Spring High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Our school is filled with rednecks, wanna be anime stars, and everything in between.

We are so-so at football, and we have this thing called LBJ against Boiling Springs but we lose almost every year - but hey, car smash! Better than winning a tournament over our rivals!

So, yeah, there’s Big Spring for yah. Actually, I was being too harsh in the beginning; there are actually some people who have potential but others, oh no. And I was being harsh about the LBJ - to Boiling Springs. They win like every year.

Also, Morgan Mickle, who’s TikTok famous, goes there, so that’s cool. And, were in the same state as The Office. Getting in relationships basically counts on your ‘swag’ and ‘drip.’ So if you wear a hat backwards or wear a shirt with freakin’ roses on it, like Vans, and your a boy, your basically guaranteed a girlfriend. Unless your in a REAL relationship. Are other sports teams are actually very, very good though. Our principal, Mrs. someone (idk her name lol, she’s like unnoticeable), is very kewl and interesting.

So yeah. BSHS. Incredible stuff.
I go to Big Spring High School every day.
by dinobush February 14, 2020
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St. Francis High School

Coolest school in WNY and usually shits on Canisius, St. Joe’s and any other school that is in western NY. Also some of the best all around rich kids go here as long with regular people not like the Delaware Daisies. Best Football program Varsity and JV (Jimmy “fucking” Scott) went here.
The best school to send your kids to Is St. Francis High School
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Oak Ridge High School

A school where you'll be hated if you're one of the following: Non-white, Democrat, from the East Coast, a Minority, LGBTQ, Poor, Anti-Trump, or for wearing masks. The school consists of rich white bratty trump supporters who tp your house if you piss them off. If you're decent looking, you'll be sexually harassed. If you're ugly, you'll be bullied. If you're not white, then you'll be bullied even harder. Not a great school to go to AT ALL.
Oh I dropped my kids off at Oak Ridge High School, I saw them waving confederate flags!
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mile high cream pie

A cream pie that happens at or above the elevation of 5280ft.
Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!
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Nazareth Academy High School

Come sell your soul to the best all girls Catholic high school in Philly! Naz is represented by our awesome mascot, the mutant panda that bas fangs because it's very scary and intimidating. Eat amazing cafeteria food! Marvel at the varying temperatures throughout the school-be freezing in one room and melting in the next! Come to the second floor to be haunted by nuns! In the music department, be gaslit or bribed into playing an instrument! Have fun in art class! Naz truly has it all!
Person 1: does that girl go to Nazareth Academy High School?
Person 2: yeah it's so much better than Villa
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Fruita Monument High School

Best High School in the Mesa County, just don’t go to the Maverick gas station during lunch hour. Built in 1969, home to the Wildcats ranked better than grand junction high.
Rivals #1: Damn! Have you seen those kids?!
Rival #2: Yeah, we all wish we went to Fruita Monument High School, but we don’t like them.
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