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Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
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Suck a dog dick

A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,
You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
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dollar dog

He's a typical dollar dog - a total bullshitter without an off-switch.
by Dave Scratter January 11, 2025
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dog walk

to let a strong masculine man put a leash on you and destroy your anal cavity
i’m gonna dog walk him until the sun comes up”
by mmmyess October 3, 2019
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Shaggy Dog Story

Can have three meanings:
1. A simple joke about a boy and his Shaggy Dog, which is made to have no punchline to invoke some kind of laughs
2. A joke that goes on and on just for a bad or boring ending
A movie or a book that is just like (Definition) 2 but for books/movies
1. "I said the shaggy dog story to a couple of fellows, funny to think they actually laughed"
2. "I can't believe I wasted my money just to see a wannabe comedian say a shaggy dog story"
3. "After 757 pages of build-up, the treasure was just a rubber chicken. Talk about a shaggy dog story."
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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Do your thang dog

Stop being lame af
Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.
by DudeWhoIsNotLame September 3, 2016
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Outside Dog

An outside dog refers to a person who exhibits behavior of having lived, usually for a number of years, outside. This term usually refers to tramps, vagrants or the homeless. Some of these behaviors might include being a loner, wearing more clothes than others might, evading public scrutiny, sleeping on the floor rather than in a bed or being disheveled or unshaven.
“That wool coat is a dead give-away that he’s an outside dog.”
by Outside Dog March 6, 2021
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