planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024

face gunt

Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.

Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.

Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.

by T.M.I January 3, 2016

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

Double Faced Entendre

“Somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angle, and another side being a devil”
-Olivier Tree

I'm a goner, I lost her
Like why the hell you wanna
Play me that way, you're bad babe
You double faced entendre

by Olivertree123 June 25, 2021

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

by JRizzle2016 February 5, 2020

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021