.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.

“You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

Head Juice

Juice that seeps from the head, often staining pillow cases a dark yellow-brown. Whilst commonly believed to result from dirty hair, the juice actually seeps from the head itself.

"Yuck! Why has your pillow case turned yellow?"

"Don't mind that, it's just some head juice."

by juicyhead August 10, 2025

Wealth-head

An individual who’s thrown their morale compass aside in quest to achieve extreme wealth.

They are closing the homeless shelter across from the gas station, apparently some wealth-head bought the land and will open up another gas station.

by wingfieldimage November 24, 2024

Head Sancho

Your polyamoris or gay, chief side piece who is better than your main because they respect their position and you. They rarely ever leave you because they have their own life but know your love and trust is eternal. They lookout for you because you give them freedom to be themselves.

My Head Sancho gets jealous but they understand that I trust them above all.

My Head Sancho always has my back, even when I am not looking.

I am GayGodmother to my Head Sancho because we ultra queer!

Going to let my Main-Sancho handle it, I trust his judgment.

by Palomayhg January 2, 2022

White Head

A blowjob where the person recieving the oral sex ejaculates into the mouth of the one giving the blowjob, and their mouth is filled with white ejaculate, hence White Head.

You: Last night was wild, my partner gave me some head and let me cum in their mouth!

Friend: Wow, I've never met anyone who would give me White Head!

by Umbojug September 15, 2021

Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025