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Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.
"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"
by Nounours October 2, 2011
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spider-man 2099

Random dude: who's Spider-Man 2099?

Person: dude that's Miguel O'Hara, a person made in the Marvel Comics and in the movie "Spider-Man: Across the Spider verse"
Random dude: thanks he seems cool!
by Web slinger spidey! June 14, 2023
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silly man syndrome

silly man syndrome often referred to as SMS, (sometimes mistaken for messages) is a serious mental illness which can occur in individuals aged from 3 years old to 15. common symptoms include impaired brain functions, not understanding words said by others and forgetting basic knowledge of different subjects like writing or reading. PLEASE MEET WITH YOUR GP OR MENTAL ADVISIOR IF ANY SYMPTOMS OCCUR. this be permanent if not treated immediately.
oh no, you have been diagnosed with silly man syndrome.
by james platts lover March 8, 2023
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man made object

b u i l d i n g
some random guy: i have a vision of a man made object
construction worker: thats a rectangle you drew in ms paint
by anonymous February 3, 2023
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Son of a great man

An old way of the Arab tribes guaranteeing that a son of a reasonable person will not cause any sort of chaos when entering a new city.
Did you see how that guy talked? You can tell he is the son of a great man!
by KingHunter2019 February 10, 2023
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Flippin heck man

A way roblox kids express anger.
by eating a burger with no honey February 13, 2023
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Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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