Turkey-Head

When someone is giving someone else fellatio and the whole time they're saying

the words "GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE!!“
or conversly

the words "g’bl-g’bl-g’BLAAAHK!"

Or something that sounds similar to the sounds a turkey would make.

"Hey bro how'd the date go last night?"

“Turkey-head all night, she was all Gobble Gobble Gobble gluck"

by Kuhlbones November 22, 2025

Stepping on her head

"Stepping on her head" is a phrase most often used to convey rough sex, though is occasionally used in a more literal context.

"I was stepping on her head last night, Tasha's a real freak who just has to have it like that. I mean we were slamming into walls, tables, breakin shit. She said it was the best sex of her life."
"Bet she likes getting her head stepped on."

by Jsmelly27 November 23, 2025

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025

Gourd Head

A person with a head shaped like a gourd, or perhaps a squash.

"Millie Bobby-Brown is kind of a Gourd Head, I don't know what else to say about it."

by MillyBobbyGourdHead November 27, 2025

turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus

Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out

by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

by Bigscheming December 13, 2025

Piss-Head

The act of urinating in someone’s mouth while they are sucking on your penis.

“Yeah bro, Sarah gave me some piss-head last night!”

by Freudian98 December 20, 2025