Dirty Mychael

A Dirty Mychael is when you're having sex and your assistant tells you to stop and just finish the autopsy but you keep fucking until he just yells "You're a terrible Vet!" while you're cumming.

Where were you mate?

I was in the morgue totally doing a Dirty Mychael

by Toxicos April 1, 2020

Dirty Jacquouille

When two hot guys have sexual intercourse, despite being aware that one has gonorrhea infected dick, and the infected one wears a chastity lock while being heavily pounded by his partner.

"That guy that sucked me last month gave me a gonorrhea dick, so I guess we can do a Dirty Jacquouille tonight."

by DirtyVladdy November 22, 2021

Dirty Dilwyn

The act of entering the House of Commons pissed-drunk and shagging the hottest MP doggy style. (You need a rotisserie chicken and a joint to do this act.)

PM: My god! He's giving her the dirty Dilwyn!
Dilwyn: Fuck off! I'm having a drink!

by marauder211 March 31, 2020

Dirty kipp

take your parter from behind smear your hands in honey and smack the shit outta em til they bleed

Oh mate I totally dirty kipped that girl last night

by The-kid. September 2, 2021

Dirty Kallista

When your friend snitches on you for popping pills to get high.

Damn, why did she Dirty Kallista us?

by thepsychedelicfairy May 23, 2022

Dirty Stove

When the male participant wraps the phallus in processed lunch meat products followed by a dirty coffee filter, and inserts the embellished phallus into the female participants "lunchbox".

Dude, she got the dirty stove last night. I can guarantee you that's the last time she goes all buck wild at Nordstroms with the Amex card.

by Fervent Luddite April 3, 2020

Dirty Hotdog

The act of squirting mustard and ketchup in a girls ass and fucking her ass

I gave Sarah a dirty Hotdog last night

by Fuck muppets September 20, 2021