Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.

Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*

by Pickle riiiiick January 10, 2018

Pulling a Holden

Become mentally and physical handicapped from a small or minor accident

Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.

by Hjb999 June 08, 2022

Pull your mask down

The worst thing a person can hear.

Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*

by enlargedimplant November 02, 2021

Pulled a Larry

Use the maximum amount of words when less will do. Providing additional information such as links and videos to describe a very easy to understand circumstance.

Everyone knew what they meant, but then i pulled a Larry and made a whole goddam PowerPoint for it...

by EL1971 January 02, 2024

Pulled a Larry

Where one has to drop a nasty plop within moments of exiting the shower, thus dirtying one's arse.

Ugh... Totally pulled a Larry this morning, now I just feel gross.

by The real Zach Snyder March 10, 2023

pull a 2016

To surprise someone with a piece of terrible news.

Last night my brother pulled a 2016 on me. He said his son died in a car crash.

We're still together, aren't we? Please don't pull a 2016 on me!

by DMTe December 25, 2016

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020