Adultery Dog

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.

Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.

by Owen66 July 15, 2025

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog

To agree and be pleased with a direction another is guiding you.

Ok, come along now, time to get in the shower..

Wibble Fizzle Ma Dog!

by Zenpath September 3, 2011

dog walker

A small joint, the right size to have a quick smoke while walking your dog. Sometimes made by rolling with two filters and then removing one of them.

"How much weed do you have left?"
"Just a tiny bit, but enough for a dog walker".

by reltihfloda August 20, 2024

Firehouse dog dare

The ultimate dare, NO take backs and you have to do it.

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Me: "I dare you"
you: "I double dog dare you"
Me: "I triple dog dare you"
You: "I quadruple dog dare you"
Me: "I FIREHOUSE DOG DARE YOU"

by AMDK April 17, 2025

dog tag

A slang term for "corporate lanyard"

I always wear my corporate dog tag to meetings; it’s not just for ID, but also a reminder of the office culture.

by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Mad Dog

A term that is used to describe a cool thing that has happened.

"Oh shit, that's mad dog"

by YourMumsVisa September 5, 2021