Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.

My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Megalos Pathomai

Banned Yu-Gi-Oh καρτα και ο μεγαλύτερος Γύπας στην Ιστορία. Αφήνει όλες τις θηλυκές κάρτες στο πεδίο έγκυος με το βλέμμα του. Κάθε γύρο που δεν επιτίθεται πεινάει και τρώει μια spell/trap κάρτα στο πεδίο, ξεκινώντας με του αντιπάλου. Εάν φάει trap card παθαίνει κόψιμο και πάει για χέσιμο 3 γύρους. Άμα δεν υπάρχει καμία trap/spell κάρτα στο πεδίο αρχίζει να τρώει τις κάρτες στο πεδίο σου.

Yugi: "ΚΑΛΩ ΤΟΝ ΜΕΓΑΛΟ ΠΑΘΟΜΑΙ!"

Megalos Pathomai: "Big Patho στο πεδίο μάγκες, φέρτε τις κοπέλες γιατί θα τρελαθώ."

by C.X. The Megapeepee February 16, 2026

Doordash patrick

Wingstop’s number one customer!

Doordash patrick: *enters door.*
Wingstop employee: “oh my god, there comes the legend keeping our business from shutting down!”
Wingstop manager: “get the deep fryer ready…”

by cherriesandwine February 19, 2026

Trivial Pathologization Bias

A variation of pathology trivialization bias where the pathologizing is explicitly trivial—casual, offhand, dismissive. "You're so OCD about that." "Are you schizo?" "That's literally insane." The bias treats serious mental health conditions as casual insults, as throwaway dismissals, as ways of saying "I don't agree with you" without having to think. Trivial Pathologization Bias is epidemic in online discourse, where clinical terms have been stripped of meaning and repurposed as weapons. It harms both those who suffer from actual mental illness (by trivializing their conditions) and those who are simply trying to have a conversation (by having their views dismissed as pathology). The bias is so common that most users don't even notice they're doing it—which is what makes it so insidious.

Example: "He called her analysis 'literally schizo' because he disagreed with one point. Trivial Pathologization Bias had done its work: dismissing her argument without engaging it, trivializing schizophrenia in the process. He didn't mean it literally; he meant it as an insult. That was the problem—mental illness as shorthand for 'I don't like what you're saying.' The bias was invisible to him, which is how it worked."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026

Parmesan Pate

The slimy, yeasty, sweaty yellowish looking bald spot on the top of a man’s head.

By Jove Nicholls!! Your Parmesan Pate is looking particularly delicious this evening! Cook me up a spag bol will you?!

by Befferson 2 February 21, 2026

Scientific Pataphysics

The application of pataphysical thinking to scientific practice: studying the exceptions, anomalies, and outliers that normal science ignores. While mainstream science seeks general laws, Scientific Pataphysics attends to the singular, the irreproducible, the data point that doesn't fit the curve. It's not anti-science—it's the science of what science excludes, the shadow science that reminds practitioners that every law has exceptions, every generalization hides particulars, and every model fails somewhere. A necessary corrective to the scientific will to order.

Scientific Pataphysics "Your drug worked for 95% of subjects. Scientific Pataphysics wants to study the 5%—not as noise to be discarded, but as phenomena in their own right. What's their story? What law do they obey? Maybe the exception is trying to tell you something the rule can't."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

Epistemological Pataphysics

The theory of knowledge that focuses on imaginary solutions, exceptions, and the laws governing singularities. While normal epistemology asks how we know general truths, Epistemological Pataphysics asks how we know the unique, the unrepeatable, the one-off. It's the epistemology of the clinamen, the swerve, the detail that escapes systematization. It reminds us that all knowledge systems have holes, and that those holes are not failures but features—spaces where something else might be known, something that doesn't fit.

Epistemological Pataphysics "You have a theory of knowledge that explains 99% of cases. Epistemological Pataphysics wants to know about the 1%—the anomalous, the uncanny, the things you know but can't explain. Your epistemology isn't complete until it accounts for what it can't account for."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026