Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

cock bread

Baked foreskin with gluten

Dude I could really go for some cock bread right now.

by Fuck_knuckle May 10, 2018

Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

Cock Sock

Another name for a condom.

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."

by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018

Venis cock trap

When a fuck a chick in the ass hole and your dick get stuck because you forgot to use lube....

I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.

by Venus cock trap May 10, 2018

Cock Pocket

A word that is just another word for pussy.

Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.

by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble May 11, 2018