national blowjob day

on october 31 everyone can get a blowjob

“hey did you remind allie that it’s national blowjob day?”

by tablechair123 October 13, 2019

National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

National Marc D’Amelio Day

November 11th is National Marc D’Amelio day as well as every single Dylan in the worlds birthday

“What day is it dude??”
“Didn’t you hear it’s National Marc D’Amelio Day!!”
“Oh yeah I totally forgot isn’t it also Dylan’s birthday??”
“Yeah it is, that’s true make sure to say happy birthday to all of them”

by Frogfeet June 12, 2021

National Panty Pic Day

June 21st, is the day the girlfriend will send pics of their panty they’re wearing to their bf.

“Hey, it’s National Panty Pic Day! I should show my bf the panty that I’m wearing.”

by Urbestiebestie! June 21, 2024

National Maraca day

It's a good day to be a person holding a maraca.

It's National Maraca day

by T_SWIZZLE0649 November 1, 2021

National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day

Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk

"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."

by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022

National sex day

People in or out of relationships fuck on this day, everybody gets laid on this day

Hey it’s National sex day, wanna come over?

by Hdsrjhfddhjbfdd May 23, 2022