Dog-Dilligence

When you stop your dog from doing something such as barking and they are just trying to do their Dog-Dilligence.

Don't stop the dog from doing his Dog-Dilligence.

by Officialtazer June 26, 2019

Dog

A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.

"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"

"yeah..."

by milk_my_duck January 14, 2019

Philly Chili Dog

Place your erect penis between a hoagie roll. Have the woman shit over your dick filled hoagie. Top with menstrual sauce and serve to the woman. Your balls should smack her chin. Making the distinct mess you'd get from eating a stadium dog.

Tim Invited us over to try his famous Philly Chili Dog!

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025

dog dog

Dog shit

This team is dog dog

by youarealldogdog September 9, 2020

Deep dog

Going balls deep in a dog while humping it doggy style.

Dustin- “Do you remember that gay guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”

by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 13, 2018

Hot Dog Man

Hot Dog Man:

A person who seems suspicious for a specific crime, yet has no evidence pointing to them.

I didn't do it, I'm straight hot dog man, bro!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.

"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"

by meletonian April 13, 2024