pulled a meng

puhlD-uh-meh-ng :
To subconsciously believe the subject of every conversation is penis.

1.

"Let's go get a hot-dog," said John.
"I'm not in the mood for sex," said Anne.
"Ooh, you just pulled a meng," John laughed.

2.
"Guess what I got you for your birthday?!" John exclaimed.
"PENIS!?" Anne blurted out.
"What...? I just met you last week..." John murmured.
"Sorry I just pulled a meng.." Anne walked away frustrated.

by 22eatlovepray September 26, 2010

Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022

pulling an osu! NoFail-er

When a beginner osu! player says they can play high star maps after a few days of experience, but they had NoFail(NF) on all along, shocking experienced players and temporarily make them regret ever trying.

Beginner: Hey bro, I just started playing osu! and it seems really fun! I can kind of play 6-star maps right now.
Pro: Bruh.
Beginner: Yeah, NoFail is pretty nice.
Pro: Ah yes, they just jabaited me by pulling an osu! NoFail-er.

by Square_One376 January 2, 2021

pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair

Today is pull hair day

by Mr 924 April 15, 2019

Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.

John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.

by PickleLizard91 December 1, 2023

to pull a dschann

to masturbate excessively

did you see megan fox on tv yesterday? i totally decided to pull a dschann last night!

by u.wil.never.find.me.im.a.ninja November 16, 2010

pulled a sophia on me

When someone(a girl in particular) thinks it's a good idea to postpone and postpone a certain meeting or event. "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. 2 weeks later: "can I meet you at the restaurant this weekend", no I will find time for you later. It could be any girl name. But the name Sophia just fits the stereotype best because :
Sophia means "wisdom" in Greek....

Bro that girl just pulled a sophia on me
Bro why is it so hard to get a girlfriend these days

by debil12 September 28, 2022