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private school syndrome

an illness affecting millions around the world, with symptoms such as stuck-up behaviour, entitlement, superiority complex, and a narcissistic personality as a result of always getting their way, not providing for themselves/using daddy’s money, and/or rebellion and thinking that everything revolves around them. no consideration to people around them and in half of the cases massive conservatives/tories.
“did you hear that girl who smashed up her new birthday car because it wasn’t blue but black?”
“she goes to the private school down the road, you can tell she has private school syndrome.”
by pavanc October 26, 2022
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Living Dead Syndrome

Being very hungover. Refers to people acting like zombies when they are hungover.
1. Tyler got Living Dead Syndrome this weekend.

2. I couldn't even score high on the wank factor because I had Living Dead Syndrome
by -Trollkriger- June 7, 2009
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Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.
1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?
by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023
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Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
by QuacksO June 22, 2018
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Linear Continuity Syndrome

Linear Continuity Syndrome

Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).

If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.

Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?

Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
by Jhin Wick October 16, 2019
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blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
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blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.
I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome
by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024
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