We’re you have sex over a phone or laptop
*texting*
Ready to fuck me daddy?
Oh yeah cyber sex here we comeeeee
by I.don’t.care_6 May 6, 2020
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Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
by ___\\\_**# April 22, 2022
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Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
by ___\\\_**# April 22, 2022
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When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
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spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
want to have spaghetti sex?
hell yes!!
by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021
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