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Dog Show

A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.

A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"

Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"

Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*

-In the near distance-

Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"

Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
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hot dog juice

the supliment to my cream... yum
“kelsey i swear to god, STOP SUCKING MY HOT DOG JUICE”
by BitchBackUp October 8, 2018
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Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021
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Iron Dog

Term used to refer to one's snowmobile.
Let's jump on the Iron Dogs and shoot up the mountain!
by Cleerod April 10, 2007
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dog

by url0v3rrr October 3, 2021
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ass dog

a hot dog sandwiched in between someone's butt cheeks which someone else eats as they eat the person's ass out
Guy 1: Bro I ate an ass dog out of her last night
Guy 2: Nice
by assdog69 October 30, 2019
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Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.
The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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