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smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.
Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.
by kkling October 20, 2010
mugGet the smartass facemug.

.9.Ima Zlap It On Hiz/Her/Itz/Unizex Face.9.

.9.Ima Zlap It On Hiz/Her/Itz/Unizex Face.9.
.9.Ima Zlap It On Hiz/Her/Itz/Unizex Face.9.
mugGet the .9.Ima Zlap It On Hiz/Her/Itz/Unizex Face.9.mug.

Fuck face

An ugly, dickless bitch with a hairline that looks like a retarded mountaintop. Also sucks dick for a living
See that samer kid? He's such a Fuck face
by The120roasts February 6, 2017
mugGet the Fuck facemug.

Trading faces

When sending many Snapchats of one's face to a person but never saying anything
Guy 1: Were you snapping that girl last night?

Guy 2: Yea I just didn't know what to talk about so we were just trading faces
by Thatwestsidestudent October 5, 2016
mugGet the Trading facesmug.

happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).
by legs21 May 21, 2010
mugGet the happy meal facemug.

face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.
I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.
by Big DG December 26, 2017
mugGet the face hard onmug.

face-choogle

Dried seamen left on a face after oral sex.
Hey, you got some face-choogle going on.
by Ryan G G January 17, 2011
mugGet the face-chooglemug.

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