*idiots argue with you over something*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"
*later the idiots find you on a tree*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"
*later the idiots find you on a tree*
by Boltzman November 7, 2025
Get the Pull a boltzmannmug. The act of disappearing when you know you can't win. Pulling a trofey can be seen both as unsportsmanlike behavior but it can also be seen as a way to conserve precious time. For some, it's a way of life.
1) ...so Marko and me met these 2 student chicks in the bar last night.. The beautiful blonde clicked with me right away, but the chubby one went for Marko. 20 minutes in to it, the guy couldn't handle it so he pulled a trofey. Had to buy Becky cheeseburgers all night to avoid the cockblock.
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!
3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?
J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..
by agent rapha February 10, 2024
Get the pulling a trofeymug. by CFMiranda August 6, 2014
Get the Pulling a Mariomug. "'We arrested him for dope, but he ended up having three bodies in his trunk. We sure pulled an Iowa there."
by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021
Get the Pulled an Iowamug. When a person of little significance in society fabricates stories to make oneself appear to be relevant or important in any current trend.
This person touted his keto-lifestyle but his primary food group is Biscuits with Sausage gravy. He Pulled a Ford.
by ScottFraud September 28, 2020
Get the Pulled a Fordmug. Making a half-sarcastic comment to a group of people that can be rebuked as sarcasm/banter if unappreciated, or just as easily allowed to slide if it's appreciated.
The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
The name is derived from the famous Schrödinger's cat experiment, a demonstration of the concept of quantum superposition. 'The cat in this box is either dead or alive, and we have no way of knowing for certain until we open the box...'
1: "Mark just made a joke about women's rights. He's uh... he's being sarcastic, though, right...?"
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
2: "That guy is just pulling a Schrodinger to gauge the overall social climate here. See that? The douche just took it right back!"
1: "Damn..."
by Inlovewithabsol October 10, 2023
Get the pulling a Schrodingermug. To "Pull A Stevie" is to submit an empty document that will be assessed for school, just so it seems like you have finished your work although it is empty. Then quickly un-submit and finish it within 35 minutes or less. Pulling a Stevie can be dangerous and should only be done with naive teachers.
Scenario: If you are a student and your school happens to use a google classroom system but you haven't actually started your assignment, you would submit your work so it says that you have finished, and un-submit fast and finish the work while you know the teacher isn't looking.
Scenario: If you are a student and your school happens to use a google classroom system but you haven't actually started your assignment, you would submit your work so it says that you have finished, and un-submit fast and finish the work while you know the teacher isn't looking.
"I just pulled a Stevie and i haven't gotten caught"
"I haven't finished my assignment! should I pull a Stevie?"
"It's past the deadline! Do I need to pull a Stevie?
"I haven't finished my assignment! should I pull a Stevie?"
"It's past the deadline! Do I need to pull a Stevie?
by *Peter Pan* March 6, 2018
Get the Pull A Steviemug.