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Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 17, 2011
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Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
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Cock weilder

A man who has sex with many women.
Jason gets a lot of pussy.
Therefore, he's a cock weilder.
by Unique princess December 3, 2013
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Cocked on

Cocked on means you’ve beaten someone at something and it’s a way to flex. Cocked on can also be used as a word without meaning and then can be used in almost any conversation. “Cocked on” should be used like you would say the the f word
Him: man I really want kfc

Me: lol I have kfc right now, get cocked on !
by Local mi1f February 11, 2022
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Cock

I male chicken or a slur word for a penis.
by Jimmysucker69000 February 25, 2022
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Cock

A type of domestic bird who is often valued for their eggs.
How is you're cock doing?
by Tordothelordo March 4, 2022
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black cock

it's a very rare and specific specie of animal, it's vey very very VERY huge and long, it loves eating cUm and loves playing with da balls, ohhhhhhhhhh my gawd, if you will ever find one, make sure it'll not run away
i like this new animal, what's its name? black cock my guy its a very rare specie
by gejgjuhwuigfjguisw March 16, 2023
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