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Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.
Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.
by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017
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double-faced entendre

Hi Joe, you use this to say Hi Joe
Hi joe hello Double-faced entendre Hi Joe
Hi joe: double-faced entendre
Joe: double-faced entendre
Hi Joe
by Heyyy Joe June 23, 2021
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Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).
Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.
by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014
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Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016
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face mask

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.
Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!
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A face

Your "A face" is your awkward face. The face you show to the world when you are feeling distressed, embarassed, uncertain or inept.

By giving your awkwardness a cute name, you are then able to focus on the humor of the situation, cleverly distracting those around you from your discomfort.

Similar to it's better known cousin, the "O face", but instead of appearing orgasmic and utterly fulfilled, you will simply look uncomfortable and self-conscious.
Amanda and Amy were having a fantastic time at the 21st Annual "I'm Coming Out As A Homosexual" festival when all of a sudden, they saw their husbands at the funnel cake stand.

Amy- "Uh, does this mean what I think it does?"
Amanda- "Wow, I hope everybody brought their A face!"
by oneforyou January 22, 2011
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Face Hugger

When you put your dick in a persons mouth and wrap your arms and legs around their head
Yo man, I just did a Face Hugger to Samantha.”
“Isn’t she in a relationship?”
“Yea...”
by Wart hunter November 1, 2020
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