National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

National kiss a girl named Marnie day

Kiss any girl named Marnie.

I love Marnie, she's an angel I should kiss her on National kiss a girl named Marnie day

by Cutiegirl1138 June 1, 2023

national let a gay person in your house day

June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!

It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too

by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023

National Wash That Neck Day

A day where you wash your neck.

Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!

by Software Notion June 5, 2023

National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty

John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”

by Grayson allen June 6, 2023

National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023