Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

Google it

Have you ever seen a napalm baby on google images

by CumProducer November 18, 2016

winter babies

weird and cool. you like the cold and refuse to wear a coat. even though you love the cold and wind, you pefer a warm bath. you love snow but hate making things out of it. let me guess, your favourite animals could be..: cat, fox, leopard, tiger, lion, snake, chicken.

why is she not wearing a coat?!?!? its freezing!

Shes one of them winter babies!

ohhhhh

by beaniebooandcatsarelife December 22, 2021

buy buy baby

A good store for saying buy buy baby

We are going to buy buy baby
I was hoping to go there

by guacardo April 19, 2021

Baby Blues

During a short period of time after childbirth, due to the changes in hormones in women's bodies during this complex time, many women may feel moody and depressed, but feeling like they should be happy because their baby is born. This is often defined as "the baby blues". It's like a more common, less severe, temporary post-partum depression.

Woman 1: "After all the time it took for me to finally get pregnant and all of the pain and discomfort I was put through for nine months, shouldn't I be happy that I finally have a baby? It kind of feels like I don't even want to be with him..."
Woman 2: "You're just having the baby blues. I promise to you in no time you'll feel way better. You should look up some information to see how it affects your brain and so that you see you're not alone in this."

by arv_mad February 7, 2024

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."

Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".

by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023