The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.

When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".

by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021

Dog shit

Scooter Braun

Person 1:Ew I just stepped in dog shit
Person2: Yeah Scooter Braun is dog shit

by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021

Dog lip

A loose piece of a car's front fender, bumper, or skirt that flaps in the wind as it drives. Typically associated with minor accident damage that was hastily repaired.

Ronnie's Civic has a bad dog lip after he took out that garbage can.

by Mista FoSheezy July 1, 2021

Dog on the Tuckerbox

The act of inserting ones testicles into a females anus and then ejaculating over her arse cheeks.

Sam was attempting the Dog in a bathtub (balls in ass and dick in vag) and got his balls in but couldn’t get the angle right for the vag so had to sterile for a Dog on the Tuckerbox shooting his load on Nicky’s ass cheeks. (Tuckerbox)

by Cupracop July 2, 2021

Mexican Hot Dog

when a mexican roofdog bites onto a powerline too close to a building.

anAverageWendigo: You should see mexico, there's also dogs on the roof and they're so close that they could bite the power lines

wunderbraten: Mexican Hot Dogs?

zilldido: yeah dude...a mexican hot dog.

by OGpoopdealer July 2, 2021

Choof Dog

King of the durry heads. If there is one thing he can do, it’s smoke a cigarette

Who does he think he is? Choof Dog?

by Vin84 July 3, 2021

Prairie Dog

When you let out a risky fart and a little bit of poop comes out, but the suction of your asshole pulls it back in. Just like how Prairie Dogs poke their bodies out of their hole and go back in. If you check your underwear shortly after, there might be a little shit stain.

Guy 1: *Suddenly grabs his own ass*
Guy 2: You good bro?
Guy 1: Yes and no. I think I just had a prairie dog.

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 7, 2021