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Zoe

Does not have the dots above the e
Has a massive cock, non negotiable.
Will steal your gender. Has collected about 50% of them in their bag.
300 pounds of pure muscle that instantly makes everyone in a 30 meter radius erect, male or female.
by WhymustIyearnforhorsecock February 15, 2023
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Zoe

Probably either the kindest or smartest person you will ever know. Her ability to work hard puts her above all the rest and she will always let you know how great she thinks you are. She is respectful of all people and will somehow find the time outside of studying to help the community reach peace, justice and sustainability. If you are lucky enough to date her, remember that she is wonderful, and always treat her like the perfect being that she is.
How does she find the time to study and do so much for the community, she really must be a Zoe.
She always makes me feel heard, she's very good at being a Zoe.
Wow, she is so smart and kind, what a Zoe!
by Dinosaur rawrr February 21, 2023
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ZOE

A term for a boy or girl who originated from Haiti.
wassup fam! yooo was going on zoe

Zoe boy!
Big Zoe

Zoe boy from another island
by trappazoek December 26, 2023
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Zoe

an ugly ass annoying bitch who is a terrible musician and everyone is excited for her to leave at the end of the year
“Do you know Zoe?”
“Ugh i hate that cunt, she’s so annoying!”
by sillygoose3333 January 23, 2024
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Zoe-seccsual

1. (Noun): someone who may see many people as attractive, but only wants to be with one person. They do not cheat, lie or steal, even though most people they know do those things. But the zoe-seccsual is not a follower, they would rather be the change they wish to see in the world.
2. (Noun): someone that had the most beautiful woman the gods have ever blessed us dear mortals with and like a fool he let her go because she wanted something he was afraid of. Children and marriage. His name is Robert.
The world knew Ricky was a zoe-seccsual the moment he found a wallet in a parking lot, put the identification on the outside of it with a rubber band, took the money for his service and placed the wallet and all contents other than $10 in the public mail bin to be returned to the owner.
by Batterybob February 9, 2024
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zoe wells

The most beautiful girl of all time to graze springbank. Nothing truly compares to her, master piece of a face and a figure that puts any straight male in a state of awe
by samraat gill October 28, 2023
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Zoe Classic

If a guy/girl is in a relationship with someone but cheats several times and dumps him/her after a month
Paul: Yooo did u see Leonie getting rizzed by Lukas even tho she is in a relationship.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...

Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.
by RizzingMan November 19, 2023
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