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persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.
I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel
by JP$ September 30, 2003
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Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community
by john August 20, 2003
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Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.
Haley is such a squirrel-friend!
by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014
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Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.
Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!
by HO5TEL May 19, 2017
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Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.
Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel
by Porky da Pigg December 9, 2008
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squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.
(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"
by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009
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fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.
Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel
by DistractedMatt November 14, 2015
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