Pediphile Beard

A very large beard on a person's face that shouts pediphile. Mostly found on a man's face but on a rare occasion a women's face.

The man down the street has a pediphile beard.

by chazz-le-dazzle lambert December 1, 2009

Flesh Beard

A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.

Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!

Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.

Matt: Shut up! I do not!

Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.

by TheNEScollector January 18, 2011

cum beard

To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.

"I was so bored last night I just lay back and gave myself a healthy cum beard"

by Johnofo July 22, 2007

wizard's beard

The creamy discharge left behind in a guys pubic hair after sex with a female.

After I pulled out, I looked down at my crotch and saw she had given me a Wizard's beard.

Time to shave your balls babe, cause I just gave you a crazy wizard's beard!

by sweetrac August 11, 2011

eskimo beard

When you cum on your friend/partners chin,upperlip,sides,etc. and in the morning when they wake up it leaves a dry crusty white beard(fun for sleepover with friends, or just weird fedish sex)

At ryans birthday party i gave jason an eskimo beard.

by Iffland October 20, 2008

bearded villain

The most badass Bearded men walking the face of the earth that will go above and beyond to help you unless you cross them wrong then they will bury you.

Man you better respect that Bearded villain they are everywhere you can't hide from them

by Beardedmiles February 10, 2018

beard tweaker

Meaning a bearded man who occasionally endulges in excessive amounts of chicken without an afore established plan of productivity. Derived from the common past-time for the fuzzy chicken lover: tweaking out on his beard until it resembles that of Hitler or a backstreet boy & must be shaved.

"I'm just f'ed up... chillin'... tweakin' on my beard..."

by ps,et.al/m&m January 3, 2005