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Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.
"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."
by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021
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watermelon hormone

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
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Mexican Watermelon

were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher
omfg im so traumatized after lastnight me and man man/girl did the mexican watermelon
by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025
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Saucy Watermelons

When a girl is showing off her breasts as if they want to come out and play.
by Shirkules August 24, 2018
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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
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Watermelon

Mmm watermelon
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