Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023
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meukow vanilla

A annoying person can never stay in his lane away in peoples relationship but can never get any bitches. They are virgins that will never get any pussy on there dick might as well cut it off and try with guys.
friend: yo I got this on girl shes so nice and fine
meukow vanilla: bro she ugly ass has no ass and looks gay
friend: we aint cool no more
me: idgaf I got her insta and ima fuck her later
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by glizzygobbler69696969696969 April 30, 2022
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John:Hey Bill look at that Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone!
Bill: Ew gross
by MunchieMuch January 30, 2018
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Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

A brown/dark skinned woman or man being in a relationship with a white man or woman.
Person 1: Those two, they’re like a chocolate and vanilla swirl.

Person 2: Mhm, they’re so cute together.
by Luka >0< November 10, 2024
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Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.
guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls
by walletboy December 23, 2011
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1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020
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Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
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