people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
Vanilla is the best thing ever
by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024
Get the Vanillamug. when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018
Get the vanilla snowmanmug. A form of greeting people while also giving them a compliment by implying they are sweet, nice, cute, soft, innocent, but also a little weak. "Vanilla" is a sweet way of addressing someone and "olla" brings an exotic touch, making "olla vanilla" the absolute best greeting that has ever existed.
by deryuts April 24, 2021
Get the olla vanillamug. Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
by pigsblood January 25, 2015
Get the Vanilla feetmug. She’s perfect, an absolute Angel.. Trying to compare her to someone would just be unfair for the other person..
I love her so much 💓💗
I love her so much 💓💗
by Lamp3753 June 5, 2022
Get the kik0.vanillamug. 