fluffy unicorn

A pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. dildo, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.

"I walked in on Besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. She didn't want any help slaying the dragon."

by prettyPrincess32 June 9, 2009

unicorn girl

A girl that likes unicorns and is obviously obsessed them she owns a unicorn bedspread and rocks a unicorn sweater 🦄

Jasmine is such a unicorn girl

by Jasmine hart June 18, 2018

like unicorns

"a lot". Similar to like woah, but moreso.

I'm tired like unicorns, I pulled two all-nighters in a row. Imma go to bed now, 'k?

by Deirdre Nightshade October 19, 2010

Unicorn Trap

A.K.A. The human vagina. Where unicorns in the wild are oft ap to getting their horns stuck, due to the congruence of friction and sweat.

"I got me wokstick stuck in a unicorn trap yesterday. Took me two hours to get out."

by Cheetahmonkey April 20, 2009

Purple Unicorn

Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.

Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

Purple unicorn Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

by Purple_unicorn21 November 5, 2019

Stellar Unicorn

The one woman, from the whole history of mankind, who is so beautiful, so mythic, so mesmerizing that she is thought to be truly Stellar, or out of this world. Because of her rarity it is said that there can only be one Stellar Unicorn in existence at any one moment in time.

UPDATE: The Stellar Unicorn has been identified! She is a 35 year old Caucasian female living in Eastern North Carolina

"Bob! Look! Do you see that woman she is totally mesmerizing and out of this world. I think that might be the Stellar Unicorn. Look now because you may never see her again".

by StellarUnicorn June 28, 2014

Unicorn party

A gathering of two or more male twins both with erections, typically through use of male enhancement drugs.

I heard Steve and Bill went to a raging unicorn party last night. Now they are walking funny.

by MaddyICE February 25, 2017