Tristan 

The type of guy who tries his hardest, every chance he gets to talk to women and make them like him. He is the biggest simp you will ever see. Wherever you see a group of girls, you will probably find Tristan trying to talk to them. He does the most in his power to get girls to like him, and always talks about how he's everyone's favorite. He's kind of egotistical, and can be an asshole when around a group of men, but if you are one on one with him, he can actually be really enjoyable to talk to.

Ah shit, there's Tristan, always trying to impress those girls.

Tristan by big boy monkey October 28, 2022

Tristan 

He will give you sex like no other and make you orgasm like never before. Tristan is a god in bed and you will want him, you will become addicted to him. He is also a very funny, amazing person that loves life. He will make it rain all day long. If you are lucky enough to find a Tristan, make sure you keep him.

A Tristan is the best you'll ever have...keep him!

Tristan by EL Puerto October 31, 2022

Tristan 

A smart, nice, quiet kid who really cares about his friends who don’t care about him. he can be a little rude to people but he means it in a good way

person 1: hey have you seen tristan? you’re his friend right?
person 2: yeah i talk to him. i hate him though

Tristan by Worttt November 8, 2022

tristan 

name

this dudes name is tristan

tristan by jacky401 November 9, 2022

Tristan Oien 

A man who’s not quite sure how to go outside and touch grass but when he does it hurts he’s is a super skilled Fortnite player but some how gets women online through yellow ghost app he’s got goofy at light skin eyes and does the npc when needed he has a crush on Oliver Freidlander and they do bang time so Jimmy gets made

I’m about to do a Tristan Oien in you *cums*

Tristan Oien by capson November 16, 2022

Tristan 

Tristan is such a funny person! You want to be them because they are hot and funny.

I wish I could be a Tristan..

*sigh* I wish I could be a Tristan too..

Tristan by Dixie_Pixie November 16, 2022

TristanPhobia 

Fear of Women.

Jett: "Look at that baddie over there."
Leif: "No."
Jett: "Why?"
Leif: "I have TristanPhobia."
Jett: "What does that mean?"
Leif: "It means i'm scared of women."

TristanPhobia by hehastristanphobia November 29, 2022