Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.

Paul X Toast is Great.

by Paul the Bussy Master 69 December 10, 2022

bite my toast

Telling someone to feel the pain especially in fight you can say bite my toast to your opponent

Guy1: you wanna fight ass ho..
Guy2: fo sho I'll barely kick yo ass
Guy1: bite my toast

by Nobodyiswatchinganybodywatchingnobody June 8, 2016

French toast with icy

Is when you eat a girl out when she have a breakout with herpes

Let me know when your gonna have break out because i feel like eating some French toast with icy.

by defunkizm July 18, 2022

toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

by haha toast in my toaster go br February 19, 2021

seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.

Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.

by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017