persian squirrel

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.
I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel
by JP$ October 01, 2003
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Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community
by john August 20, 2003
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Squirrel-friend

Like a traditional girlfriend, but unusually cute, and hilarious. The Squirrel-friend can use her agility to perform amazing feats.
by Kool-Ian December 10, 2014
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Baby squirrel

A girl that looks like a squirel with to nurs in her mouth.
Look at baby squirrel , shes forridging for the winter!
by HO5TEL May 19, 2017
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squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.
(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"
by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009
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Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
by wci2003 April 12, 2019
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squirrel life

When one is living "squirrel life" they are trying to get their nut. It is used to reference having sex or any sexual activity.
"what are you doing tonight bro?" "oh im just trying to live squirrel life tonight"
by andrefrommp July 03, 2012
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