Sara Royale

noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.

Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”

“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”

by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025

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Royal T

the illest rapper from the ROCK !!

Royal T got mad bars !!

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The Royal James

Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.

“That girl’s a freak! We did The Royal James last night!”

by Barer of bad news July 30, 2021

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battle royale with cheese

Battle royale with cheese takes place in the nuclear bombed ruins of flavor town, 50 chiefs fight to the death in a survival horror open world battle royale game. kill food zombies, kill players with no time limit (until 10 chiefs are left standing), build bases, forge an alliance with other survivors, and BE THE LAST ONE STANDING!

tim tim: "hey man i just got battle royale with cheese! (brwc). tom tom: "aw yeah man i just got it too, can't wait to pop some caps into some assess!"

by templar100 November 20, 2018

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