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quasi-retarded

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
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Age of Retardation

A period of time beginning at roughly the start of the year 2020 of the Gregorian calendar, continuing through to the present time and into the foreseeable future.
In this brave new Age of Retardation, Tesla Motors Inc. can be worth more than all other auto makers in the world combined, any personal set of political and social ideologies must be dumbed down and simplified into one of two catch-all buckets, and the cessation of usage of any language that might offend the most easily offended person is more important and pressing than, say, preventing hundreds of thousands of African children from dying annually of diseases for which we have long had effective treatments, such as malaria.
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Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person
I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)
by The_Woo November 4, 2021
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retard r

The retard r is backwards and fucked up. A group out of wheeling west virginia that really dont giva fuck.. Dont fuck with them
by Bread Stain September 12, 2018
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Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.
"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
by serd12 July 6, 2018
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retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight
Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm
by retard alarm March 28, 2016
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retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard
person 1 “is water wet
person 2“retard simulator
by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018
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