Jake hale

A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.

You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban

by LoudAssSuburban1989 May 07, 2019

jake house

real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word

“look at curry man, so inspirational”
- flight reacts

jake house’s favourite quote

by bigweiner420 April 14, 2020

Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .

We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.

by mjp9348 December 07, 2018

Emo Jake

An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!

lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"

by hhajake November 06, 2012

Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".

"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."

by atticus Locke June 09, 2014

Jake Wilson

The scariest motherfucker in Queensland

Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here

by Tweed Ass Bitch April 27, 2018

Jake the hedgehog

jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic

jake the hedgehog was all a joke

"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"

by warmerparty April 02, 2020