Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.
Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!
by Imlebrongoat234 January 26, 2025
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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True Wizard

Someone who gathers enough studs in a given level of LEGO Harry Potter 1 & 2.
Did we become true wizards?
U stupid! We had 3840 multipliers ...
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Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).
-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you
by theartser June 19, 2020
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Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft
Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard
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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.
"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "
by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020
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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.
"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "
by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020
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