1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 4, 2021

Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.
by The sour D guy January 23, 2014

A good man he is awesome
by 👾bob is here👾 December 10, 2016

by The new dr Ruth August 8, 2020

Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.
Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018

A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
