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Shrek

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek just happened...
by LumoFN November 20, 2019
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Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek
by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022
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princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!
by vanexla January 1, 2021
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Shrek Mc Shrek

A Canadian Friend who is always there for you whenever whatever
by JonSturtz23 April 15, 2021
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Shrek

America's national bird.
Shrek is bald like an eagle.
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Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek
Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?
by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019
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Shrek

The equivalent of God in the meme world.
If you don't like Minecraft, you are a disappointment to Shrek.
by AirborneKittens September 19, 2019
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