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Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry
Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021
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Patrick McGoohand

When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 1, 2016
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Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade
Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today
by Bawi min October 23, 2019
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Sane Patrick's Day

The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
yo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by yikersman December 17, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick the star
by anonymous September 14, 2024
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Patrick

Omg is that really Patrick
No way it is fuck where’s my cock
by Patrick dolphin December 19, 2019
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